Answers to Correspondents
W.A.G. —"There's no place like Home." Of course it was not so at that time. The song was a burst of prophesy. Suratura came later. . . . Nelly Xted— It was asserted by trade rivals that John Vviddle of Worcester died through excessive drinking of Suratura Tea. The statement is quite absurd. First of all, lie only drank it in quantity five times a day, and he had only drunk it regularly for 24 years. He was 11/ years old . . . . J.C.A. -Thanks for your reminder that biliousness has greatly decreased in Christchurch since the introduction of Suratura Tea. The point is one of some medical interest, though the result was inevitable McM. B. —The fact is, of course, that Alexander died of his horrible disappointment when, having subjugated India, he learned that Suratura Tea had not yet been discovered. The idea that he yearned for other worlds is a newspaper invention Mary —The extremely youthful appearance of Sir Joseph is said to be due to the fact thai he drinks only the tea lie likes. He is a person of excellent taste and discrimination. . . . J.G. —Suratura wins, of course. As to the second best —well, there you have us. It has not yet come near enough to be identified B.P.—Glad to hear that Suratura sweetened your honeymoon. Your mother-in-law is plainly a wise woman. Suratura is guaranteed to make all honeymoons tolerable M. QUOD. —The last man who suggested an admixture of Darjiling with Suratura lost his place in the Directory.
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King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 349, 1 April 1911, Page 6
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252Answers to Correspondents King Country Chronicle, Volume V, Issue 349, 1 April 1911, Page 6
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