HAPPY MOMENTS
DROP THAT SCRUBBING BRUSH. "What must one do to have beautiful bands ?” "Nothing.” WHEN girls groav miserly. "Is your wife economical?” "Sometimes. She had only 26 candles on her fortieth birthday cake last night.” CUT OUT THE DANGER, SIGNAL, He: We’re coming to a tunnel—are you afraid ! She: Not if you take that cigar out of your mouth. TAKING THE LID OFF. "1 want to do something that will draw out the conversational abilities of my guests.” "That's easy- give a musieale.”
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Hokitika Guardian, 27 April 1931, Page 6
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84HAPPY MOMENTS Hokitika Guardian, 27 April 1931, Page 6
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