TICKLING JOKES

Hokitika Guardian, 13 November 1929, Page 3

TICKLING JOKES

WEDDED BLISS. , '“ls she happily married?” j ‘‘l should say she is. Why, she j even has to go to the theatre for a good cry.” | THE BEST TIME. | Officer : Now, when should a man be buried with military honours? Recruit: Er—when he is dead, sir. I STUCK ON IT. Agent for very small two-seater : Well, sir, are you going to buy it? Stout Passenger : I suppose so. I’m afraid I can’t get out of it now! THAT’S TRUE. ' She: Darling, do you think tlie.re can be people in the moon? He: How could there be? Where, would they go when there is no moon ? MUST HAVE BEEN MICE. Village Shopkeeper (reading list) Ounce o’ butter, ounce o ; cheese,, pint o’ parriffin, and a couple of, candles. Expecting company, Mrs Bktggs ? : | HUSTLE. A lady who had just received an in.-, teresting bit of news said to her little daughter: “Marjorie, dear, auntie ha< a little baby, and now mamma is the baby’s aunt, papa is the baby’s uncle and yog are -..the little, cousinc.’-,.-I “Gosh!” said Marjorie, wonderingly. ! “That was arranged quick.” A POOR COPY, A professor of art. whose absence ©f mind is remarkable, recently bad . occasion to use a cab. Looking 1 round he espied one coming in his direction, drawn by a miserable piece of horseflesh. The professor hailed the cab and was about to enter : when,' looking af the horse, he stopped dumfounded. 4 - “What’s this, driver?” be demanded sternly. “A horse, sir?” replied the cabman, ji “A horse, eh?” replied the professor ] abstractedly, “well rub it out and do ,it over again.”