SOME NONSENSE
IN AND OUT. “Was Maude in a bright red frock at the dance?” “.Some of her, darling; some of her.” AS GOES THE LOTTERY Bigamy is having one wife too many Monogamy, in certain instances, Is the same thing. OUT OF THE BAG. Dean: And wlierte- have you been for the last week? Stude: Stop me if you’ve heard this one! THE LUCRE-ON. She: Dou you believe in heredity? He: Absolutely; that’s how I got all my money. POPULAR MORNING EXECUTIONS Teacher: What do they call the instrument the French use for beheading people? Bobby : The Gillette, I think. PASS THE DUST PAN. Wedding Guest: This is your fourth daughter to get married, isn’f it ? Mac Tight: Ay; and our confetti’s gettin’ awfu’ gritty. LANDSCAPE STUDIES. How was the scenery on your trip? Well, the toothpaste ads were rather better done than the tobacco, bui there was more furniture than anything else. A PARTING THRUST. Guest: 'I must go—it is nearly midnight and I shall be home much toe late. , Hostess: Better late than never. ’MISFORTUNE. “ —And then I found out tlinl Harry was only thinking of my money.” “But you haven’t got any, have you Joyce?” “That’s what he discovered.”
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Hokitika Guardian, 31 July 1929, Page 7
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203SOME NONSENSE Hokitika Guardian, 31 July 1929, Page 7
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