The Scotsman’s Gratitude
Once a doctor used to harrass, Bleed a man and keep him still; Now, a patient seeks a druggist, Goes to bed and takes a pill. Jock was flabby, pasty hasty, Jock was far from thrifty. Thirty doctors promised him ho wouldn’t live till fifty. He came out here from Aberdeen, across tho briny ocean, And always speaks of Morse’s Pills with tenderest emotion.
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Hokitika Guardian, 16 November 1920, Page 4
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67The Scotsman’s Gratitude Hokitika Guardian, 16 November 1920, Page 4
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