A woman recently found some diamoads inside aJiain. An* even more extraordinary occurrence s reported by a railway traveller, who found some ham, in a buffet ham sandwich. © * Henry and. Sylvia were out driving. Henry had 'one arm around Sylvia,. w*hei; llio car hit a bump and skidded." "Oh Henry," gasped Sylivia, "use tvr;i hands.", , • % "Can't," said^ Henry, grimly. "Gotta drive' with one! " He: "Is Madge happily married?" Sho: "Oh, yes; her husband's teTrified of her." A / Mr.s HighclasS:'."l'm sure jour langii'age on the -.telephone is quite une&Herl for." Highclass: "So is the number they've gi-ypTi me." "Does your take after her mother?" • ( "Yes—that is, if there's anyiMng left in my pocket." v
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Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 23, 31 October 1929, Page 3
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