WHOSE CAR.
When it's new- washed —Mother's. When it's just overhauled —Sou's. j When there's a dance on —Daughter's. . When it needs repairs, fresh paint, ; new tryes and a tank full of gas—Dad's. . The doctor 'a little daughter was watch ing wide-eyed as he tested the heart and lungs of a patient. Suddenly she spoke: '/'Getting any. new stations; daddy ft* Jl- coloured woman went; into a store to buy a collar for her husband. . "What size?" asked the clerk. "I done forget de size" replied the woman, "but Ah kin jes' manage to reach aroun' his front, wif. '■ moh /bof hands." • ' ••'...- ---"What sort of a looking girl is_Miss De Bocquesf '{ "Well, she h.as the sort of face that makes it absolutely necessary for its oymefio be ■wealthy or a good cook." — Parm Life. L .
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Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 23, 31 October 1929, Page 8
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135WHOSE CAR. Hutt News, Volume 2, Issue 23, 31 October 1929, Page 8
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