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A .stranger, seeing a soldier in full Highland uniform, slTivenng in a cold wind, asked him—"Sandy, are you eold 'With the kilt?" "N a n a , mon." replied the soldier indignantly "but I'm nigh kilt \vi' the cauld!" , " "Oh, Bobbie, Bobbie," said his aunt reproachfully, "why is it you never remember to say "Thank you?" "1 expect it's 'cause 1 don't get things given to me often enough to praotice-" answered the young diplomat." The Duty of Every One.—"lt is the duty of ©very one to maKe at least one person happy during the week," said a Sunday school teacher. "New have you done so, Johnny?" / "Yes," said Johnny promptly. "That's right. What did you do?" "1 wont to see my aunt, and she was hqfppy when I went home." / /
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Horowhenua Chronicle, 4 September 1915, Page 2
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131Varieties Horowhenua Chronicle, 4 September 1915, Page 2
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