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Horowhenua Chronicle, 31 January 1914, Page 3

From the Gentlewoman: ''Once upon a time, -James," said his governess, "there was a little boy who ate too much pudding and he burst." James: ''There isn't such a thing as too much pudding. '' Governess: "Then why did the little boy burst:- I '' James: "Not enough boy." The bargaTn event that hundreds wail takes place tomorrow at rapery Stores. We take urn- Yin • . ! '>v instance: - An oil lot of over Xhree dozen men's soft felt hats, usually sold from 9s Gil to 12s Gd, to be cleared at 4s lid each.- Advt. , v . . Tht' farmer's newspaper is rfle, hxal newspajier. lie buys it to read the local news, and as there are but four pages in the paper he reads all they contain. That is why an advertisement in The Chronicle always yields quick results. H is read and remembered. As a floor packing for linoleum The Chronicle cannot compete with the IG-page papers of the city, but as a medium for advertisements addressed to Levin and- Shannon townspeople, and the farmers of Rorowhenua County, The Chronicle represents a royal flush and a queen bee.