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Horowhenua Chronicle, 16 May 1911, Page 3

Ono of tho conditions at thn rocent dos trial nt To Worn, aveny heyond Stratford, was that in tho working of their dogs the mon must not use any unprintable words nr phrases—if Ihoy did .so disqualification Pell on thorn at oiu-e. T:hinp;s wont very woll whilo tho doss wero cloinrr as tlioy wore oxpocted: hut when tho caninps failed to do tho proper thina; it was no uncommon thinff to ihoar one of tho mon lot out a sharp, unprintable term, and then K+anrl on ihis lint, nr eontort himself into sundry shapes on romomhering that he had thereby disf|iiailified his doc;. The following; toain will the Lovin Hookey Club in their match flgainst Trovers, on the Lovin domain to-morrow :— Henderson, Horn, Vincent. Winiata. Gardener. ]\[cTntyre. Wlvit-eliouse. Stuckev. Hall. Wilson, MoKonzie. Play will ! j r>mmoneo at 3 o'clock. Thu Hon. R. McKonzie was in a northern town recently slrolHns about. A Maori came up to him. "Yon ti in'npepor ferrer " askerl the native. "Yes. T am a, newspaper man." replied tho Minister, wishing to draw out the Maori. Tho hvtter asked. "What you maki my wahine dead for?" Roddv was nt a loss to understand for a moment. The.n it daAvnod upon him that tho Maori wanted to know the oust of insertine: an ohituarv iiotic. , ohm- ; cernino; his -leoe-nsed wife. "Oh. ' 4s 6(1 nn inch." Th<? native was astonished. "That price he tv.c. liig—iiiv waliino she ti six I'iki} : long!"' I Mfe oai the Ohatliain Islands possesses its compensations as well as its disadvantages. A correspondent of the Wairarapa Age says that hutter is so plentiful th.at it is often fed to the pijrs. There is no sale for hutter at all, every inlander keeping his own cow. Other advantages are the abundance of 131 me and fish, whilst vegetables of all. kinds are grown in largo quantities. When eoleb are worn and gravel hurts, try Pink ; hie boots are money saving certs—Fred. Pink's; light sorte for Sally, strong for Bill. they'll wear, and wear, and ue.ii until you leave too long unpaid the bill I And then they'll 1:0.- A.-.v!