About Yourself.

Horowhenua Chronicle, 13 March 1911, Page 4

About Yourself.

The average number of teeth is The weight ol the circulating blood: is 28 pniwids. The average weight of an adult is 150 pounds (i ounces. The brain of a man exceeds twice that of any other animal. Trust yourself to-day, and your neighbour to-morro\r. The telephone girl gets more earrings than finger-rings,. A little pokon now and then is apt to break the host of men. Too many men regulate their ~ondnct by other peoples' opinions. Add at least fifty per cent, to the good that one woman reports of another. S'o many men are., continually going 'to the dogs; it is no wonder they howl. If a man looks at his watch while you are telling him a funny story, cut it short. Allien a man tells his troubles to a woman the 'chances are that some other woman supplies the troubles. The minister may lose spirit, and the choir may fight, but his satanic majesty never gets discouraged. The wisdom of nature is proverbial, hut why she gives ma.n a jaw and teeth that enables him to bite off more than he can chew is a mvsterv.