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In a Row Boat.

AND OTHKR ALLEGATIONS. Ho was an enthusiastic onrsmnn, and slip a devoted disciple <i'l : Dame Kashion ; and as they strolled along the river hank it so chanced that a boat came in sight, containing two young oarsmen ami two damsels wearing "Cliante. lors.'' 'lllio fashion of the millinery instantly caught her eye. The' stvie ol' the oarsmen caught his. "Aren't they just stvlisli?" she exclaimed. "leather!" he agreed. "They certainlv know how to feather theii sculls all right." And of course, it took him quite an age before lie could convince hei that Ids remark was not a vulgar pleasantry. ME PLAYED THK TBOMBO.N ... The agent didn't want him to take the Hat. for ihe was one of the "undesirable'' kind. "Your nerves would be ruined.' uiged the agent. "There's a phonograph on the second floor, am, they keep it going day and night.' "'Dot vas inttins." responded the little man. ' "On the third fioor a girl practises the piano all day." "I vud hoar her nod." "On the other side of the street a lunatic blows a cornet at all moius.^ "Dor sounds vould nod reach me.' "Great Josephus!" cried tin agent. "Are you deaf?"' "Xein!" responded the little man. "But I hlny dor drombone!" HIS D.VrOIITKH'N HATS. "One head is enough to every hoiiseimld," sail the speaker. "Quito right," muttered the wor-ried-looking paren:;. "You seem to agree with mo!'" said the .speaker, pointing at him. "1 quite agree with ynu, sir, i'<>. i have just settled for the hats of my ten daughters."

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Horowhenua Chronicle, 13 August 1910, Page 4

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In a Row Boat. Horowhenua Chronicle, 13 August 1910, Page 4

In a Row Boat. Horowhenua Chronicle, 13 August 1910, Page 4

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