• “The greatest organ in the world,” says some wicked, old bachelor, “is the organ of speech in women. It is an organ without stops.” A .Joint Acted a.vit.—ln Connecticut a justice was called to the gaol to liberate a worthless debtor by receiving, ws oath that he was not worth twenty dollars. “ Weil, Johnny,” said the justice on entering, “can you swear that you are not worth twenty dollars, and never will be P” “ Why,” answered the other, “I can swear that .lam not worth the amount at'present.” “ Well, well,” returned the justice* “ I can swear the rest; so go along, Johnny."
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Hawke's Bay Weekly Times, Volume 1, Issue 33, 12 August 1867, Page 200
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