MUZZLE'S REMONSTRANCE.

Hawke's Bay Times, Volume 13, Issue 657, 18 February 1869, Page 2

MUZZLE'S REMONSTRANCE.

To the lledeier of the Hawk's Bay Thymes,

Sub, —Skews my awthorgrafy cos ven I wos a Jewvenile there wos no heddication tax and wat I nose Ise most tort meself But I Wongs to No 3 or No 8 comepenny meleshia I aint shure wich. Well I seen in the Hawks Bay Herrald the kuttin remarks of mr Peel Garlic Payshense tryin to make hout as how we ere a set o muffs and a hunhexceptionelly this hindiwidial And Ive a notised some a jeering two on payrade as \oodnt like to stand afore any Muzzle at any dishtance or stand anythink elsh-r~Yf ell as nobody aint tuk the part of me and my comepenny i:? the caws of my ritem these pressenta Now sur Ive tended all the drills and my pinyon his that tho we haint perfeetshon we nose enuf for hordinery porpuses tho mayap there his hindiwidials as aint kwite the tiket yet —but rum wasnt bilt in a Dey Mr Yox as put us thro the hole Playtoon (isnt this wurd diryved from Mr PI ay toe a ainshent genlmn as was strong on frensheeps ?) Xersize Well sur

Nun but the brayve dcsurvs the faro Thems my eenterments to a hare

and a seein how bumshous No 1 and No 2 wos respectin me and my comepenny I add a mined too cliallinge NTo 1 & 2 to fieer at the targut to se whod score the biggest number of Bools hies But I diskiverd their aint no fareness. abowt it Theres No 1 & 2 as add Hammernishon guv em and a fierriug at the targut wile pooher No 3 or 8 as never a'J a l'Qwnd of anythink cept blang cardridge no pullets and we karnt get no Hammernishon for luff nor.munney Thers the Byval club a pracktissing weak after weak and I shoed like to no wur they gets ther Hammernishon Now sur I means to go in for the Prys Byval fierring next munth but in corse if I karnt pracktise a bit so as to get the raynge its a woeful chouse and a werry hunfare dogge Piiyvat Muzzle Spitte Naphere

BS hif there shoud be any ickler hairers habuv plese jest hike in your digshinhairry and currect em the coon as burroed mine sovril ears cigone aint add the good mannurs to return it yet konsekevently Im s'nnfcyms a leetle nonplushed but your shure to av wun count of your korresppndents