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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Volume 81, Issue 77, 23 December 1937, Page 11

" • is u aui. ^ . "The two inost agreoabiest words in Ihe langwidge?" remarkod tho bus driver as he started the Old bus ia Jwot's yours^' — when somebody else sez 'em to you Yugs, I just been 'aving a quick one. And now for a smoke — Wot? Don't smoke? Well IV blowedInjewrious? No fear. That's a 'fairy,' that is, Mister: The poet soz there's nuffin' 'arf so sweet. in life as Inv's young dream. But e's wrong, The sweetegt thing in life, bar none, is a smoke. I orta know, Been smoking fer donkeys 'ears. You try it Mister. It's never too late to leam, Start on Eiverhead Gold; it maltes luvly Gigarettes, but smokes swoet in a pipo. Ditto Desert Gold. Later you kin sample CaCvendish, or Navy Out Plug No. 3 (Bulldog). Bosker, Arter that there's my pertikler fancy Cut Plug No. 10 (Bullshead). Eull strength. They can't 'urt yer. They'ro toasted. You learn Mister and wlien you 'ro pufllng away all yer troubles you '11 call down blessin's on my 'ead. Won't ehftfgc you nuffln fer the tip but it's worth money. So long."?