"Oh, Mummy," said wee Annie, "look at that funny man across the road." "What is he doing?" "He's sitting on the pavement talking to a banana skin.' ' . S> $> g> s> Ostriches, says a naturalist, can digest almost anything. A woman, however, would look foolish married to an ostrich. ^ $> §> $> ' A New Yorlc: man bet another he could marry a girl he had known ouiy two days — and won. That should eure him of betting.
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 113, 29 May 1937, Page 18
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73Page 18 Advertisements Column 6 Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 113, 29 May 1937, Page 18
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