More Trouble. Tho landlord called one Monday morning at a house in which, after somo undesirablo occupants, new tenants had been installed. Tho wife, not knowing him, asked what he wanted. "I'm tho landlord," he said, "and I want your rent." "Well, I'm bothered ! " exclaimed the woman. "Thats just why we left the other house! " S> $> 8> Mrs Brown was ' explaining tho routine of the household to her new cook. "On Wedneaday evenings," she said, "my husband always goes to his club." "I see, mum," replied the cook; "so he won't want no breakfast on Thursdays.' ' S> S> ®> ®« From Glasgow comes the report that a butcher's wife has succeeded in maki u£ a silk tie with pig's hair. It is now up to local silkworms to conceu- J trate on spinning sausagnn, I
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 113, 29 May 1937, Page 18
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