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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 56, 22 March 1937, Page 14

Two Yorkshiremea were trekking tbrougb tbe jungle, and bearing tbe roaring of a lion tbey went .to t.ake sbelter in s, cave. One got tbere in time, but before tbe otber could ente'r, tbe lion bounded up and made for tbe entrance of tbe cave. Tbe Yorkshireman outside dutched tbe lion's tail and held it, and meanwbile bis companion inside sbouted, ' ' Wbat 's blocking t 'ligbt out? " Tbe otber Teplied, "Tha'lt know wben tbis tail breaks." $> $> ?> $. Tbe ehemist's young assistant was lcft in charge of tbe shop, "You're a very young man to be lcft in cbarge of a ehemist's shop," rexnarked a customer, doubtfully, "Have you a diploma?'"' Tbe young man yjjafi anxioua toi prqve his mettle. e ''No, sir, " Le replied, "but' we bave a preparalion of our own tbat is just is gnod. "