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Two yokels were talkmg m, the vulage pub and .one remarked that he had a ticket for the police sports. ] He said: . . "What do this meau, Garge, on t,he ticket — 'Not transferable'?" His friend replied: "Well, you fool, doesn't thee know what that do mean? That do mean that if thee doesn't go, they won't let thee in." 8> $> ❖ Five-year-old Susan is being initiated into the mysteries of arithmetie. When an invitation arrived Tecently she slowty read it aloud to her mother,v thus: "Dear Susan, — Will you please come to tny party at 4 take awav 30?"
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Hawke's Bay Herald-Tribune, Issue 55, 20 March 1937, Page 18
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