RIMES 4 THE TIMES.

Grey River Argus, Volume XIII, Issue 1565, 11 August 1873, Page 2

RIMES 4 THE TIMES.

THE STRXKS. Mister Edditur its' by a stryke that Ime going 2 shortly relait -. • r 1 mene that ov Ungerfuds workmen hoo got in a very graft stait E gaive them a levven b'obb ; dayi jobb thenthort E wo 3 paying 2 deer , , & toled them cad sakk them if thaid not ' ■ ~ doo as mutch 4 10 bob and thair beer sum phelt very mutch inklind thinking ; thaid B but a smorl tryful c wfc K - [i if thai took tbe reduced skru and drinking but phound that the boss woodent showt this rayzed thair ire & a mobb then ipUeckta 4 2maik anS A. ; 2 diskuvver if thai karnt obtaine a kontinuance still ov'thair pai ' ' • ■•■•■: mister TJngerford,gott on atrukk ; & addrest the ole mobb in a tryct toled'them planely Ead giv them no 6 work if • thai woodent kum down : 2 his pryce then upp spoak a muskewlar navvy hoo sed Ead C enny man bload " ■ :%:: ' r^ if Ead work4a boss for less waigez , than fenny won else got E noad but a bigg interpheering owephishul . ■ taiks the kaice in is oan pare ov hands Dsides 2 the riot act reed them .- ; & sea. ow thair little gaim stands it kaim just 2 nuthing & noe. w^u - V ; •, appeered ' wich did him mutch vex 4 the men diddent want 4 2 heer im : Xklaim on the subjekt : ■ ; -. ■■■■:>.■■■■: tfres , .^a- v...,.,..x ,

An Alabama editor mildly alludes to his rival as a,"resery,oir of falsehood and an aqueduct of mendacity ;" whereupon his rival retorts by referring to his contemporary as a " bottomless pit of infamy and an earthquake of iniquity/ , , An old stager was compelled by his worthy spouse to " join thY cold water army," which hedid, prpmising.neyer to touch a drop of anything else, excepting in sickness.' - He has never' tieeu well since.