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Grey River Argus, Volume IX, Issue 626, 22 January 1870, Page 2

• POST OFFICE NOTICE. MAILS CLOSE — Fir Nelson, Wellington, and Auckland, per 3\s. Murray, this day, at norm. For Hokitika an-! Paroa, daily. For Cobden, daily, at 11 a. in. For Rutheiglen and Clifton, every Tuesday, at 4 .3.U p.mFur Bru'imur'toii, Twejve-mile Camptown, Ahaura, ami Napoleon Hill, every Thursday, • at 9 a.m. For Arnold, eve'y Thursday, at 4. 50 p.m. MAILS ARRIVE— From Hokitika and Pat oa, daily. From Col iden daily, at 11.30 a. m. From Ruthergleu and Clifton, every Friday. From Brunnertoii, Camptown, Twelveinile, Abaura, and Napoleon Hill, every Monday, at 4p m. From Arnold, every Wednesday, at 3 p.n>. Letter" for sea borne mails will be-for-war led if posted within forty minutes after such letters* to bear a late fee of Cd, in addition, to the postage, the whole to be affixed in postage stamps. In future, the Post O.'h"; c will be open to the pablic, for the trail action of Momy Order and Savings Bank business, on ordinary days f rom 9 o'clcck a.in. to 4 o'clock p.m., and on Saturdays, and on tlr; (lay previously" to tlie closing of the Mails for the Unite I KingdotUj from 9 oVook a.m, to .I o'clock p,iu. J. M'Bktu, Postmaster.

The best rifles for-tailors-^rNe,Ml!eiguns. '•'Them soldiers must be au awfully dishonest set," said an old lady, "for not a night seeru3 to pass that some sentry is not relieved of his watch." Wondeisof the sea shore— Honest boat v men. What is the association between a ladder and a father? You get up the one— the other brings you up. He th;it blows the coals in quarrels he has nothing to do with, has no right to complain if a s^ark tlies in his face. The largest room in tho world : The room for improvement: ' .. ; A young lady*s first- love kiss has the. same effect on her as ■ eing electrified. It's a^reat shuck, but soon over. Woman is a delusion, but men will hug delusions. : ■ i 1 How docs a. butcher declare bis aflbotion ? --by acr.ilinj,' a tender line (tender loir). " •"