THE GLOBE. WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 1880.

Globe, Volume XXII, Issue 1993, 14 July 1880, Page 2

THE GLOBE. WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 1880.

A Female Tabtae —The proceedings of the Resident Magistrate’s Court this morning were rudely disturbed by certain growls, interjections, and expostulations with some imaginary foe emitted by a woman of Amazon proportions, who was awaiting her turn in the dock on a charge of drunkenness. The harsh sounds became so intolerable that the Bench ordered her removal —more easily directed than performed, for she got her back up against the Court wall, planted her feet firmly against a post, declared she would not be “ polluted by the hands of a common constable,” showed fight, and for a time kept three or four constables at bay. There was a scuffle, a scream,'the jarring of some object on the floor, and convulsive laughter by the spectators that even the stentorian tones of official blue could not at once suppress. The object of interest was relegated to her dungeon cell to undergo a cooling process.

Lyttelton Magistrate's Oouet’ —lsaac Johnson, on remand lor vagrancy, was sentenced this morning at this Court to one month’s imprisonment. A civil case, in which the pecuniary difference involved amounted to the fearful sum of 2s 4d, as between Messrs Spear (plaintiff) and Wolley (defendant), was disposed in favor of the former, with costs amounting to ss.

Prosecution oe Persecution. —A case was partly heard at the E. M. Court this morning, which evidenced the manner in which the law may be misused. A man of respectable appearance and reputed good character, was charged, after being arrested on warrant by the police, with embezzlement, and the evidence for the prosecution was So unsatisfactory, that without hearing a word in defence from the solicitor for accused, or some witnesses who volunteered their evidence on his behalf, the Bench acquitted accused with an assurance that the proceedings left no stain on his character. The prosecution was one of the lamest ever brought into a court of justice, and it would appear the police were deceived in the facts before them, or it would not have gone so far.

A Fickle Memory. —An hotel-keeper, whilst giving evidence at the B.M. Court this morning, exhibited a strange forgetfulness of matters with which ho was immediately concerned. The identity of a cheque was in question, and witness was asked whether he remembered paying a sum of money nine months ago and getting the receipt produced. Witness appeared surprised that ins memory should be taxed with so prodigious a problem, and gave a number of evasive answers in gasps. Ho supposed he had paid the money —he must have paid it—the receipt made him think ho must have paid it—he was certain he had paid it —he could not say whether it was by cheque or cash—it might have been accused he paid it to and there was no doubt he paid it because there was the cheque ; he believed he paid it himself, he wouldn’t mind swearing he did so. The Court listened, and the clerk took down the several answers as a valuable record.

A Mistake Sombwhbeh. —She was a dear old creature, and she lived in the Ohoko swamp. Her buttered crumpets were divine, and she had a way of “ scrambling ” eggs that made everybody love her. Moreover she was a most ardent orangewoman. Not that she sold oranges, but her old man was a high class Orangeman, and she took up his principles with the greatest enthusiasm. “Lawks,” she said, “ what a King that William was. He war a king indeed, and, what’s more to my my mind a real good man. Hut, lauks a mercy, he must have been mighty unhappy with his old woman. She was a Tartar—a reg’lar bad ’un and no mistake.” “I never fancied that," said our reporter. “ What ! you mean to say you never heard of her roasting them poor folks in Smithfield. Why she’d used to sit among the fat cattle and laugh at their hagonies.” “My good woman,” explained our reporter, “ you have got hold of the wrong end of the stick. He of the pious and immortal memory was married to a very amiable woman, and she who some people are pleased to call ‘ Bloody Mary ’ lived more than a hundred years before.” “ Good ’eavens you don’t mean to say so. My old man always thought along with me. But I’m main glad we’re wrong. ’Avo a cup of tea and some crumpets?” And the dear old woman started toasting a fresh one. Oheistchubch Indubteial Exhibition. —The following is the programme to be played by the band on Thursday evening next:—Quick march, “ No surrender,” B. Smith ; Grand selection from the opera “Lee Cloches de Oorneville, ” B. Planguette ; fantasia, “The azure lake,” E. Mullot ; quick march, “The golden lock of hair,” B. Newton ; grand contest selection, “Lampa” and “ Pre Aux. Clercs,” Herold ; quick march, “ Hebe, ” B. Smith ; fantasia, “ Blmire,” B. Mullot ; valse, “Dorinda,” B. Smith ; selection, “ Caprice,” E. Smith ; National Anthem. Chambbe Sittings. —As his Honor the Judge proceeds to Dunedin on Saturday, a chamber sittings has been arranged for Friday to dispose of any business that may be set down.

Sunday School Enteetainmbnt. —The Sunday School in connection with St. Mary’s, Morivale, were afforded their annual entertainment last evening, when Mr Seager went through his amusing performance of “ Mirth, Magic, and Music,” in a manner that elicited frequent applause. A vote of thanks, proposed by the Rev. T. Flavel, was carried with cheers.

Eangioba Impeovbsibnts. —The present unsightly building of tho Colonial Bank will shortly be replaced by good and suitable offices, having a frontage of 30ft. on High street and 42ft. on Victoria street. The adjoining premises occupied by Messrs Chapman, who are architects for the works, will at the same time be rebuilt, with a similar front elevation. A very valuable block will thus be erected at this important site. Industbial Exhibition. —The work of preparation of the Drill Shed for the forthearning Industrial Exhibition is progressing rapidly. Some of tho machinery, which will be exhibited in motion, is already in its place. The Gas Company are laying a supply pipe to the shed so as to increase tbe lighting capability. The very important part of caterer has beau accepted by Mr J. W. Morton, whose reputation is a sufficient guarantee that this department will be fully equal to the requirements of the public. As will be seen by advertisement elsewhere, his Worship the Mayor has been requested to ask the citizens to close their places of business on Thursday next from noon, in honor of the opening of the Exhibition. His Worship has acceded to the request, which will no doubt be generally carried out.

Presentation at Waikuku.—On Monday evening at a social gathering held in the district schoolroom, at which about seventy persons were present, the opportunity was taken to make a presentation to Mr J. M. Fraser, previous to his leaving this school for the North Island. Tea was provided and dispensed by Sisters of the Templars’ Society, after which an entertainment, presided over by Mr Thomas Wilson, was held. The chairman said he was glad to see so large a number of the residents present, as testifying to the esteem in which Mr Fraser was held, and the regret which all felt on hearing of his intention to leave the district. He then handed Mr Fraser a marble clock, bearing an inscription on a silver plate—“ Presented to Mr J. M. Fraser, by his friends at Waikuku, on his leaving for Napier. July 12th, 1880.” The recipient replied in suitable terms, expressing regret at leaving so many kind friends as those he had made during his stay in the district. A number of musical selections were given and a pleasant evening spent. Lyttelton Oeanoemen’s Ball—The Lodge at Lyttelton gave a very nice dance at the Oddfellows’ Hall on Monday night, about forty couples being present. Kaiapoi Woollen Manufacturing Company.—At the half-yearly meeting of this company a highly satisfactory balance sheet will bo presented, and it is proposed to increase the capital with a view of extending operations. The Man with the Obey House.—Yesterday the police at Rangiora received the following telegram from a person in Oxford : “ Please stop a grey horse, and take no proceedings against man who is riding it.” It is needless to add this was a matter in which the police could not see their way to act, or they might have now probably stopped a matter of twenty grey horses. Kaiapoi Borough School Committee.— The monthly meeting was held on Monday evening. Present—Messrs Parnham (chairman pro tem.), Porter, Pashby, and Coup, Leave of absence was granted to Mr Revell. Letters were read—From Miss Meaks, in reply to Mr Edwards’ complaint, stating that his daughter had no more home work given her than any of the other scholars, but as she often made mistakes in copying her work, she gave herself extra work. It was decided to send Mr Edwards a copy of the letter. Prom the head master, forwarding returns of attendance—Boys, 240 ; girls, 193 ; total, 433; average, 257; a decrease being attributed to bad weather. The tenders for scavenging were considered too high. The meeting then adjourned.

Abiibueton Borough Council. —At the meeting of the above Council held last Monday evening, the Mayor stated that the disposal of the water pipes had been left to himself and the chairman of the County Council. As soon as the water supply had been proved to be a success there would bo no objection to the disposal of the pipes, and the preceeds would go to a special fund for the purpose of carrying out works connected with water supply. A letter from the Collector of Customs , Lyttelton, was read, stating that a sum of £IBO for publicans’ licenses and £BO for auctioneers’ licenses had been placed to the credit of the Council. Leave was granted to Mr James Bradley to asphalt certain parts of tho town, subject to the approval of the engineer, and some other minor matters having been dealt with tho Council adjourned.

Me J. H. Edmonds’ Benefit. —The Sydenham Amateur Musical Society tendered a complimentary benefit to its conductor, Mr J. H. Edmondo, at the Oddfellows’ Hall, last evening, when each part of the hall, though not full, was well attended. Tho programme embraced a variety of vocal music—glees, trios, and songs, tho whole being a choice selection of a popular character, and the pleasing manner which characterised its rendition bears testimony to Mr Edmonds’ capabilities as a conductor, and to the ability of the Sydenham Amateur Musical Society as a body. Miss N. L. Bowler presided at the piano, and was faultless in her accompaniments throughout. This young lady performed as instrumental solos, the “ Carnival de Venise,” and a “Fantasia on Franco Prussian War” with admirable taste and expression. There were numerous encores, and taken altogether tho concert was most satisfactory. Society of Arts. —The adjourned meeting of the Canterbury Society of Arts will bo held to-morrow evening at eight o’clock. Harbor Board. —A meeting of the Lyttelton Harbor Board will be held at 2 p.m. tomorrow.

Board op Education. The Board of Education of Nortti Canterbury will meet at 3 p.m. to-morrow. School of Agriculture. —The School of Agriculture, Canterbury College, will meet on Monday next. Benefit. —To-night the Leonard and Terry Combination Troupe will give a benefit to Messrs B. and A. Sbott, who have been for some time members of the troupe, but who are now about to leave. A capital programme has been prepared, and no doubt there will be a good house.

St.Mary’s, Merivale. —An unusually good programme is provided for the entertainment at St. Mary’s, Merivale, to-night. Mr Grey, assistant to Professor Bickerton, will give a short lecture on “ Science,” interspersed with practical experiments. Canterbury Babbit Club. —A meeting of the Babbit Club will be held at Messrs Acland, Campbell and Co.’a offices at noon on Saturday next.