THE MARRIAGE OF THE FUTURE.
Minister —Hello, Exchange. Telephone Exchange—Well ? Minister—Put me on the residence of Mrs Duzenherry. Exchange—All right, fire away. Minister—Hello, Mrs Duzenherry. Mrs D.—Well ? Minister —Ask your daughter Maliuda to step to the instrument. Malinda —What's wanted ? Minister—Your affianced, Mr Algernon Smithkinson is here, and wishes to speak to you. Malinda—Tell him for goodness’ sake to hurry. Algernon—Malinda, dear, I find it wo’nt be convenient for me to come round this evening. Can’t we have the ceremony performed now ? Malinda—l suppose so. Minister—(taking off h : s hat) —Doyou AlgernonSmithkinsontake Malinda Dozenberrytobeyourweddedwifeforbetterforworsetill deathdoyoupart ? Algernon—l do. Minister— Doyou Malinda Duzenherry take Algernon Smithkinson tobeyourwedded husbandforbetterforworseuntildeathdoyoupart ? Malinda —I do. Minister —Thenlprocounceyeumanandwife, and whomQ-odhathjoinedtogetherletnomanpnt asunder. Makethemostofit. lOdols. Good day.
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Globe, Volume XXII, Issue 1905, 2 April 1880, Page 2
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118THE MARRIAGE OF THE FUTURE. Globe, Volume XXII, Issue 1905, 2 April 1880, Page 2
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