The happiest moment of a barber'e life ie «*ihen he is boring out your eye with his .'.forefinger, fortified behind a wet towel. Advertising is a good thing, but when a psaminent grocer recent carried an umbrella, oa which was pointed conspicuously the business of his house, and held it over the clergyman’s head while he read the prayers the bystanders thought ho was running the thing into the ground. Seventeen persona were poisoned by drinkingdemonade at a picnic at Lanesboro, Minnesota, the other day. Some scoundrels must have put some lemens and sugar in it. In making picnic lemonade, care should be taken to have it composed of only two inwaier and a bucket.
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Globe, Volume XXI, Issue 1821, 22 December 1879, Page 4
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115Page 4 Advertisements Column 1 Globe, Volume XXI, Issue 1821, 22 December 1879, Page 4
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