HIS EYE WAS UPON HER . At a card party in a Western State not long ago. a cross-eyed man wa.s giving iiis positive opinions on every subject in a loud voice, and otherwise niaidlig himself a general nuisance. A Boston girl was particularly annoyed at the lordly air ho assumed and made up her mind to bowl him over if she had a chance. A few minutes later she was the partner of the cross-eyed man/, who immediately proceeded to-give elaborate instructions as to how certain cards should be played'to' insure- them the game. Ho finished by .saving “Now , go ahead, Miss Black Bay, and 'remember I have my eye on'you.” She never looked up, hut. in the most innocent way imaginable, said: “'Which eye, Mr. Jones?”
Zymole Trolteys arc handy to carry and are invaluable to all who talk or sing. As a stimulating antiseptic for the throat they qre un?yialled,
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2366, 5 December 1908, Page 5
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