Miss Antique: “You ought to get married Mr. Oldchapp.” Mr, Oldchapp (earnestly) : “I have wished many times lately that I had a wife. 5 * ' Miss Antique (delighted): “Have you really P’ 5 , Mf. Oldchapp: “Yes. If I had a wife she’d probably a sewing maidhine, and the sewing machine would have an oilcan, and I would take it and oil my office chair. It squeaks luprribly.”
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2366, 5 December 1908, Page 5
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66Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Gisborne Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2366, 5 December 1908, Page 5
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