“DM T get your fare?” demanded till', conductor gruffly. “I gave it to you,” replied tlie passenger, meekly, "“but I don’t know whether you or the company got it.” A young lady rushed into a chemist’s shop and 'asked for some floor wax. The assistant told her they had no floor wax, but had some sealing wax. She replied: “Wo are going to] give a dance, and want to wax the flopr, not the ceiling.” • Woods’— Great Peppermint Cure for Coughs and Colds never fails.—ls ,-gd and 2e 6d. • -
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Gisborne Times, Volume XXV, Issue 2157, 13 August 1907, Page 3
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89Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXV, Issue 2157, 13 August 1907, Page 3
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