TOLD AT THE WHEEL
A chauffeur was brought into court after having run down a man. Did you know that if you struck this pedestrian he would be seriously injured?” asked the Magistrate. 11 Yes,” replied the chauffeur, “ Then why didn’t you zig-zag your car and miss him?” “He was zig-zagging himself and out-guessed me,” was the answer.
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Evening Star, Issue 23374, 18 September 1939, Page 15
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58TOLD AT THE WHEEL Evening Star, Issue 23374, 18 September 1939, Page 15
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