“ Can you forgive me and love me still,” said the new-made bride, “ £'hen I confess that my teeth are artificial ?” “Thank goodness!” cried the groom, as he snatched off his wig. •“ Now 1 can cool my head!” Wife; “ 1 don’t like the look of that pretty maid you engaged, so I discharged her this afternoon.” Husband : “ Before giving her a chance?” “ No, before giving you a chance.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21752, 21 June 1934, Page 9
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67Untitled Evening Star, Issue 21752, 21 June 1934, Page 9
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