Mrs Hibling eyed the box of kippers. “What’s your kippers a pair?” she inquired. “ Threepence,” answered the fishmonger. “My word, they’re small for that price.” “ Well, you see, ma’am, they come from Loch Fyne, not Loch Ness! ” Nephew: “ But, uncle, you must know that I am up to my neck in debt.” Miser: “ Yes, but fortunately you are not very big.”-
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Evening Star, Issue 21748, 16 June 1934, Page 9
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61Page 9 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 21748, 16 June 1934, Page 9
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