He was an up-to-the-minute motorist, but had lost his way. Suddenly his eyes brightened as he shouted to his wife: “1 think we’re getting near a town. We’re hitting.more people.” John: “ I certainly got a bargain when I bought my wireless set.” Frank: “Are you quite sure of that?” “ There’s <no doubt about it. After I had assembled the set I had sixtyseven parts left over!” Phrenologist (to mother); “Yes, madam, your boy is undoubtedly a boy with a noble ambition, and will go down to posterity as one of the greatest‘men of his day. Tell me, my boy, what would you like to be? ” Tommy: milkman, sor, 1 ”
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Evening Star, Issue 20059, 27 December 1928, Page 11
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109Untitled Evening Star, Issue 20059, 27 December 1928, Page 11
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