Absent-minded Painter: “Well, madam, I’ve finished painting the ceiling, but bo careful and not let anybody walk on it.” Teacher; “Use the word ‘statue’ in a sentence.” Abie. " Ven 1 came in last night my pa says, 'Statue, Abie’P“ Parson: ‘‘You love to go to Sunday School, don’t you, Robert?” Bobby: “Yes, sir.” Parson: ‘ What do you expect to learn to-dayp” Bobby: “The date of the picnic.” Mistress; “1 saw the milkman kiss you this morning. Hereafter IT! take the milk in myself.” The Maid: “No use, ma’am, bo promised to kies nobody, but moJ-‘
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Evening Star, Issue 19798, 23 February 1928, Page 9
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95Untitled Evening Star, Issue 19798, 23 February 1928, Page 9
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