“ I read an account of a man who who slept past the time for his wedding.” “That’s nothing. Lots of men don’t wake up till after marriage.” Owner, to jockeyi “Can’t you reduce some more?” Jockey: “I haven’t eaten in two weeks, and today I cut my finger nails.” Owner: “ .Well, go home and shaved’
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Evening Star, Issue 19793, 17 February 1928, Page 8
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55Page 8 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 19793, 17 February 1928, Page 8
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