£ A dandy once asked a barber’s boy if he had shaved a monkey. “No, sir/’answered the lad, but if you’ll take a seat I’ll try.” An editor, describing a steamer, said, “She had twelve berths in the ladies’ cabin.” “ How horrible I exclaimed an old maid. “ What a squalling they must have had ” Josh Billings: f “ There ain’t ennything that mU kompletely kurelazyness, but a second ■1 wife has been known to hurry it sum ” | ? pt is exceedingly bad husbandry to harrow up ■ .the feelings of your wife, to rake up old quarrels. Mto hoe a grudge, and to sow discord, tt
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/ESD18750414.2.24.1
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Evening Star, Issue 3787, 14 April 1875, Page 3
Word count
Tapeke kupu
102Page 3 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 3787, 14 April 1875, Page 3
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
No known copyright (New Zealand)
To the best of the National Library of New Zealand’s knowledge, under New Zealand law, there is no copyright in this item in New Zealand.
You can copy this item, share it, and post it on a blog or website. It can be modified, remixed and built upon. It can be used commercially. If reproducing this item, it is helpful to include the source.
For further information please refer to the Copyright guide.
Log in