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LIMERICK. There was an old person of China Whose daughters were Jisha and Dinah, Amelia and Fluffy, Ollva and Chuffy, And ncrcr were any girls finer. ROSEMARY AXDERSON (8). Karorl. A GOOD REASON. Teacher: Tell me, Jlmmie, why is European time ahead of American time? Jimmie: Because America was discovered "JONQUIL" (14). Brooklyn.
GUESS! Why can't you draw a straight line with a pen? Because you draw an incline (ink line). How can venison never be cheap?— Because It Is always deer (dear). When Is a ball not a ball?— When it's snowball (it's no ball). "BIDDY BUMPKIN" (10). Lower Hutt. RIDDLES. Why should a hen never have untidy' feathers ■ •—Because it has a comb on its head. What did the window say when the tree fell on it and broke it? —Tremendous I (Treo-mend-us.) "VAILIMA" (12). Khandallah.
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Evening Post, Volume CXVI, Issue 49, 26 August 1933, Page 7
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140SMILE AWHILE Evening Post, Volume CXVI, Issue 49, 26 August 1933, Page 7
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