REMEDY FOR A LONG NOSE,
The funny gentleman who knocked up a physician at the West End at 2 o’clock in the morning, and" l when ho put his head out of the window, anxiously said, “ Be quick, “ Be quick, I want a halfpennyworth of pills'!” tried a joke on with another doctor whom ho met at a dinner table “ Doctor," said ho, “ what shall I do to keep from hurting my nose when asleep V Having a long nose he intended to bo facetious, and he was not aware the doctor had a remedy for long noses and facetiousness, for the doctor said, “ You'should have a few hinges made in it, so as to fold it up like a two-foot rule when you go to bed.”
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Dunstan Times, Issue 685, 4 June 1875, Page 4
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