Bahs: “Grandma told me that Auntie Marie had a new baby boy. He’s to bo culled Noel, because grandpa says Father Christinas brought him.” John: “For goodness sake don’t laugh at grandma, Bnbs. These superstitious illusions are dear to old people, and remember that they have not been brought up to our standard of knowledge..” Freddy: “Whore are your parents?” Tommy: "They’ve gone to watch somebody else fight." "Toll me, fanner, will it bo an offence if I catch fish in this pool." “No. It will be a miracle." Client (entering): "Is the cashier in?” Manager: "No." Client: "Gone away for a rest?" Manager (sadly): "No; gone to avoid arrest.”
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Dominion, Volume 15, Issue 80, 28 December 1921, Page 7
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110Untitled Dominion, Volume 15, Issue 80, 28 December 1921, Page 7
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