JUST A PACK OF LIES? I heard a tale the other day That made me ope' my eyes; But said, when I had heard.it through, 'Twos just a pack of lies! To tell me that a person could Get rid of all their ilia, Their headache and their backache, Too, by taking little pills. Determined to find out myself, A bottle I did buy, _ 'Twas parcelled up quite daintily; I took one just to try. And, lo! when I awoke next morn, * I really felt quite gay; The change was most remarkable, So I took one every day. One word of warning I mußt tell. Before my talc is throughBe sure they're Doctor Morsos Pills. No other ones will do. So if you take my advica, You 11 quickly loso that pain, Those magic pills will cure your ills, And make you well a«»m.—Advt.
Permanent link to this item
Hononga pūmau ki tēnei tūemi
https://paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/DOM19201207.2.14.1
Bibliographic details
Ngā taipitopito pukapuka
Dominion, Volume 14, Issue 62, 7 December 1920, Page 5
Word count
Tapeke kupu
144Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Dominion, Volume 14, Issue 62, 7 December 1920, Page 5
Using this item
Te whakamahi i tēnei tūemi
Stuff Ltd is the copyright owner for the Dominion. You can reproduce in-copyright material from this newspaper for non-commercial use under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International licence (CC BY-NC-SA 4.0). This newspaper is not available for commercial use without the consent of Stuff Ltd. For advice on reproduction of out-of-copyright material from this newspaper, please refer to the Copyright guide.