A TALE OF WOE
An English paper prints (ho following J[y Tuesdays are meatless, My Wednesdays are wheatless, I am Kcttiiifv more eatless each day. J[y home it is hoatless, My 'bed it is slientless, They're all sent to the Y.M.C.A. Tho hav-ronms ai'e ti'eatless, Sly cofl'ee is sweetless, Bach day T get poorer nnd wiser. My stoclrings are fcetless, il,v trousers are seatless, Why! How I do hale the Kaiser!
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 228, 14 June 1918, Page 3
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71A TALE OF WOE Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 228, 14 June 1918, Page 3
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