Broke tho Eliminator.—"Waiter, bring me two fried eggs, some ham, a cup of coffee, and a roll," said tho lirst "commercial." "Bring 1110 tlio same," said his friend, "but eliminate tho eggs." "Yessir." In a moment the waiter came back, loaned eonfidentiallv and penitently over tlio table, and wliispcrcd: "Wo 'ad a bad accident just before we opened this mornin', sir, and tho 'andle of tho liminalor got busted off. Will you take yer heggs fried, same as this 'ere gontleman?"
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 101, 22 January 1918, Page 5
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81Untitled Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 101, 22 January 1918, Page 5
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