Two Points of. View.—Air. Goodloigh: "IJor age really surprised mo; she doesn't look twenty-eight, docs she?" Misvs Snappe: "Not now, but 1 suppose she did onee." Must Wait for the Newspaper.— "How many revolution? does tho earth make in a day? It's your turn, Willie Smith." "You can't toll, teacher, till you see tho morning paper." Put Yourself in His Place.—ilurkfi: "He's tho meanest man in town." Smirks: "And why?" Burks: "I told him that I bossed my wifo and ho went and told her." Others Have Noticed It.—Uncle Ifera: "So yo. just got back from NewYork! What's Mm difference between the city and the country?" Uncle Ebon: "Wal, in the country yon go to bed feeling all in and j?el up feoling line, and ,111. the city you go to bed feeling lino and got up feeling all in."
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Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 71, 17 December 1917, Page 12
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140Untitled Dominion, Volume 11, Issue 71, 17 December 1917, Page 12
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