Two tramps were sorrowfully discussing the ways and means of living in this hard world. "If on'y it werenT; sich a awful long way orf, ole pal," said one of them sorrowfully, '"we might go ter the South Sea Islands. Cokkernuts an' bananas ter be 'ad all over the place for nuthin'!" "I suppose yer 'ave to pick 'em?" inquired his mate languidly. "Course y'ave!" "Ugh!" was the disgusted comment. "I knew as 'ow there'd be some drawback!"
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2830, 22 July 1916, Page 15
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78Untitled Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2830, 22 July 1916, Page 15
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