Paddy (selling his horse): "I'll toll yo this horse has two faults. One I'll tell ye before yo buy, and the other after." Dealer: "Well, what's the first fault?" Paddy: "If yo put him in the paddock he is mighty hard to catch." Dealer: "Well; that is easy to cure. He's mine. Now, what's the other fault?" Paddy (having,received,the cash): "AYell, .when yo catch him ho isn't worth catching."
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Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2787, 3 June 1916, Page 11
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69Untitled Dominion, Volume 9, Issue 2787, 3 June 1916, Page 11
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