-"Dearest," ecstatically murnmrecl tlio enamoured poet, "don't you tliirik wo would inuko a good couple?" "All!" sighed tlie dear girl, nestling stilt closer, "I >'u» not averse.". . Wife: "John, what is thfl differencs between direct taxation and indirect-taxa-tion?" Hnslxind: "Why, the difference between your nuking riio for money and goi_ng through ray trousers ■ pockets while I'm asleep." •
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1931, 13 December 1913, Page 5
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57Untitled Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1931, 13 December 1913, Page 5
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