"Mamma, wore you fond of flirting when you were young?" I am afraid I was, dear." " And were you ever punished for it, mamma?" "Yes, dear, I married your father."
Visitor: "How is your wife, John?" John (the waitor): "Well, I don't know, miss. When tho sun don't shine she's miserable, and when it does she says it fades till: carpet."
Inquisitive Passenger: "And what is that curious thing you are carrying?" Sailor (with winch crank): "This, mum? It's tho crank what they use for wijidiDjj up the dog watch!"
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Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1879, 13 October 1913, Page 8
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90Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Dominion, Volume 7, Issue 1879, 13 October 1913, Page 8
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