TING-A-UNG-LING!

Dominion, Volume 5, Issue 1285, 14 November 1911, Page 6

TING-A-UNG-LING!

Hello! Hello! I; that you, Sir Joseph? Well, how aro thinirs looking? First-rate, old chap. I tell you what, tho Liberal part) - is going to sweep the polls. The support getting is simply amazing. Why, at my last meeting even tho caretaker of tho hall had teaTs in his eyes. Ho camo up to me afterwards and said the pathos of our magnificent surplus had never really como homo to him before. Yes; and what about tho Teduced taxation, eh? Yes, that's a good point. It astonishes me when I think how much I've done for the country. If this goes OH 111 reduce taxation so iar that you'll seo nothing but a holo in the Customs where the duties used to be. And tho country appreciates it, too. By the way, I knocked off the duty on Suratura Tea! You did, Sir Joseph, and it was well worth it. Well, good-bye. Vote for you later.

Ting-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling! Hurry up, Exchange; wc want Mr. Massey. Oil, that you, Mr. Massey? How are you getting along? Splendidly, my dear fellow, splendidly! I tell you what, old boy, the country's with us this time. We've got 'em by the wool. My meetings are packed. Why, last night, when I spoke of the tragedy of our awful debt, there wasn't a dry eye in the hall. Even the chairman wept— and he was a No-Licenso man, too!

Hard work, though? Yes, very exhausting. You'd be surprised if I told you how many cups of Suratura Tea I get through in a day: Well, you can't take too ma:iy; there's comfort in every cup of it. Good-bye. Vole for you later. Ting-ling.—Advt.