The One: "I married at tho age of twenty-one. It was a case of 'marry in liast.e and repent at leisure.'" The other: "I didn't: marry until I was forty, and it was a case of 'marry at leisure and repent in hasle.'" The Manager—"l've got a new idea for a melodrama that ought to make a hit." The Writer—"What is it ?" The Manager —"The idea is to introduce a cyclone into the first act that will kill all the actors." Undo Reuben—"Farmer Wheatley's boy Is home from college. He tells me his eddication is finished."' Uncle Hiram— "His eddication can't, amount; to much." 'Why not?" "If it did he wouldn't think it was finished,"
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1104, 18 April 1911, Page 5
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115Page 5 Advertisements Column 6 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1104, 18 April 1911, Page 5
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