Hero—"And when tho fire was at its height I entered tho house and brought out the lady while unconscious." Listener—"Fine! But would you mind telling me how you remember all that if you brought her out while unconscious?" Father Doolan (to Irish turf carter, half-tipsy, at mid-day)—" Pat, Tat, this will never do. You must really go and take the pledge at once." Pat—"Thin, bedad, vir riverince, I will require to part wid mi ould pony, for not a fut will ho stir past a publichouse until I go in."
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1104, 18 April 1911, Page 5
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90Page 5 Advertisements Column 5 Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1104, 18 April 1911, Page 5
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