, Evelyn: "f just met Clarence. He is a conversational fool." George: "How's that?" Evelyn: "Ho makes lnvo when he ought to play golf, and lie talks golf when he ought to make love." Wiggles: "Arabella, darling, may I kiss you?" Arabella: "Yes, sweetest, biit. kiss 'me on the left chock, please." Wiggles (doing so) : "And may I ask, dearest, why the left clicekr" Little Brother (poking his head through the door): "Bccaufe Jack Waggles has been kissing the right cheek all the afternoon, and it's tired.-
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Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1097, 8 April 1911, Page 14
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86Untitled Dominion, Volume 4, Issue 1097, 8 April 1911, Page 14
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