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Violette—"l suppose, Reggie, that yon would sell your soul for a cigarette?" Keginald—"Well, hardly for one. It would take at least two. Prices "have gono up terribly lately, you - kuotv." "You sliould endeavour to, do something for tho comfort of your fellow men," said tho philanthropist, "without thought of reward." "I do. I buy umbrellas, instead of borrowing, them." First Financier—"l made my success by nutting my ruoney wliere I could gft my hands on it easily." Second Ditto—"And I got mine by. putting other people's whoro I. could get my hands on it easily." "Does Drohibition prohibit?"— Old question. Not. if the ultimate consumer is bound to consume. "Tho wind is • temnercd to the shorn lamb," quoted the Wiso Guv. "Yes, but the shorn lamb is generally trying to raise the wind,'' added the Simple Mug. "Do you forgive your enemies?" "I try to, replied Senator Sorghum. "I can't exactly forgive them, but I do my best to put them in a position where I can sympathise .ivith them.".